Watching someone eat that last piece of cake you had your eye on…
I hope you choke on it, you selfish pig.
That moment when someone randomly joins your conversation
WAS I TALKING TO YOU?!?!
(Source: amygraceful13)
When you want to say something and then you realize that the person you're talking with shouldn't know about it.
“AND - oh, nevermind”
(Source: did-you-ever-believe)
i like the feeling when you can tell if someone is lying to you.
I’m all like
(Source: jezheartsyou)
That walk of shame when you have to put something back in a store after your mom says “no.”
Me on the last week of school
